vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

Restaurant menu: GF (gluten free)

Me: these pamcakes….com e with a…girlfriend 🥺

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

lmaonade:

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

(via ily2infinity)

nerd-husbands:

hanaita:

fuck yall and your bad boys. wheres my bad girls. wheres my secretive and mysterious love interest. wheres my outcast gf. wheres my cat rescuing, leather wearing, motorcycle riding wife???

(via justanothergaybandkid)

shyleviathan:

jasonptodd:

just some facts for u

1.) gay people invented love

2.) trans people invented beauty

how could you leave this in the tags

(via ily2infinity)